cereta 

cereta is one sexy ass motherfucker. she is a hardworking independent woman who secretly wants to be a trophy wife. cereta is sweet on the street and a beast in the sheets!

boy 1: “my girlfriend is so boring”
boy 2:” you should get yourself a Cereta”

cereta by lildebs May 18, 2023

Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

Dry Cereal with a Fork by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

Cereal Puss 

After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape

"Yo is that a vape?"
"Yea bro, she said she wanted us to give her a cereal puss tonight"

Cereal Puss by Cyphyr February 3, 2018

cereal box French 

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

cereal box French by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

Cereal Monogamist 

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.

Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.

Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord 

It all started off with with Echo saying

‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.

the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.

In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.

however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.

it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’

Yo you remember that Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord?
Dudeeeee Yeahhhh that was wild

Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord by Ash_1001 February 16, 2021