by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009
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As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her
Past Tense: You just got clerged!
Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her
Past Tense: You just got clerged!
by The_Clerger June 9, 2023
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Intoxicated person: Yeah man, i have a cerget for you right here.
Intoxicated person: Yeah man, i have a cerget for you right here.
by nnnataliiie March 24, 2008
Get the cerget mug.A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.
by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011
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