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"This pizza is covered in clerget".
clerget by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009
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Clergevil 

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.
As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
Clergevil by YAWA April 18, 2015
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Refers to the action of violating a minor in the confession box
Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”

Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her

Past Tense: You just got clerged!
Clerge by The_Clerger June 9, 2023
Chergets are The Shit
Cherget by WithaMicrophone June 28, 2010
another name for a cigarette, mainly used when one is intoxicated or under the influence
Sober person: Dude can i have a cigarette?
Intoxicated person: Yeah man, i have a cerget for you right here.
cerget by nnnataliiie March 24, 2008
A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.
Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.
clerge by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011
Verb - to cum (ejaculate) within another person and fart simultaneously.
"She let me clerge her last night."
"I'm gonna clerge!"
Clerge by InfinitePorpoise July 26, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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