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cellphone'd

Similar to being cellphoned, but going even further, so as to own oneself while operating a cell phone.
The lady caught on security footage was cellphone'd, as she blundered into the fountain while operating her cell phone.
by Dr jebus PhD January 21, 2011
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cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick
Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again
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Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.
Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!
by Tdonging October 21, 2010
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no cellphone day

A day where all children do not have their cellphones. Parents show this page for proof!! Hopefully on May 16 every parent will be granted a great day!!
For example: “Susie it is no cellphone day give me your iPhone”, proclaimed Mom and Dad.
by dogsareradladswhodance May 16, 2021
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Cell Phone Drift

Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.
Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.
by mdman September 5, 2012
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Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
by @theosus September 12, 2011
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