lanced 

To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.

Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.

lanced by French Cycling Organization July 24, 2010

Lanced 

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.

Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"

Lanced by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009

Lanced 

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

Lanced by SherLee January 16, 2013

Lanced 

When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.

“When I went to the pool I got lanced by my friend.”

Lanced by Kordops February 5, 2019

lanced 

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

lanced by Karen_ November 7, 2006

lanced 

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

lanced by eyetab November 11, 2008

lanced 

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

lanced by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006