Lanced

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.

Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"

by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009

Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

by SherLee January 16, 2013

Lanced

When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.

“When I went to the pool I got lanced by my friend.”

by Kordops February 06, 2019

Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)

I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.

by WahDahTah September 23, 2010

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 17, 2013

Lanc Lanc

Lanc Lanc is used to refer to Lancaster City, Pennsylvania..

Yo nigga, you tryin to hit up Lanc Lanc this weekend?

by J--Money December 19, 2005