cebophilia 

A rare, severely underdocumented psychosexual disorder where an individual has an irrational attraction towards a specimen widely known as "cebby." The definition of a "cebby" remains unclear; to this day scientists and psychologists debate on whether or not it is an actual entity or a psychological phenomenon. Persons suffering from this condition are characterized by being smart, likeable, amazing, perfent, eloquent, an

In extreme cases, these individuals can experience:
- a sudden loss of all common sense
- several hallucinations regarding this so-called "cebby"
- an intense desire to crack ryusui

cebby: hey
Stacy: Omg holy shit its cebby im totally becoming a cebophile!
cebby: whats a cebophile
Stacy: a person suffering from cebophilia.

cebophilia by cebbyphile April 29, 2025

cetaphilia

An obsession with using cetaphil to wash genitals for sexual stimulation and gratification.

My moment of clarity came while I was gently washing my pecker in the shower. It was no longer about hygiene for me, it had become cetaphilia.

cetaphilia by wicked smart October 20, 2008

censophiliac 

Someone who finds Census workers irresistible objects of desire.

Simone is a total censophiliac. She's even aroused by the questions on the form.

censophiliac by Gerivan February 12, 2010

cryophilia 

obsession with and unusually erotic interest in or stimulation by persons in a state of suspended animation.

Ethan looked longingly at the perfectly perserved man in cryostasis. He enjoyed the time they spent together, and their long nights of cryophilia.

cryophilia by Ethan And Matt May 15, 2005

Cereophilia 

1.An irresistible sexual attraction to cereal.

2.Cereophiliac - a person who engages in Cereophilia.

Mom: Alex! What are you doing with the Fruit Loops!?
Alex: Sorry ma', I'm a cereophiliac.

Cereophilia by Eric / AKA - Plobby February 5, 2009

Credophilia 

Referring to someone who has a need for a belief or beliefs, and is uncritical about which or what they might be. You might find it useful when you encounter 'new age' types who are into crystals, feng shui, tarot cards, astrology: anything so long as it sustains belief.

To feel the need to believe in things just for the sake of believing, and be utterly unconcerned with any evidence for and against. The root of all religion.

Mary: I went to a tarot card reader earlier and she told me I would be in good fortune this week, and my astrology chart says it too. So I'm going to bet my house on the Grand National.
Tom: You like believing things, don't you?
Mary: Yes, I've got credophilia

Credophilia by Tsho1 March 13, 2012

cremophilia 

A condition characterized by excessive love or pursuit of panty pudding.

He had long suffered from cremophilia, as evidenced by his collection of worn women's underwear.

cremophilia by genititis June 23, 2020