Definitions by Gerivan

Roman thirst quencher 

a sponge soaked in vinegar

"Jees I'm thirsty. Flavius, could you get me a Roman thirst quencher?

Roman thirst quencher by gerivan October 12, 2010

rack opinion sneering 

remarking on a woman's breasts, usually in a snarky way.

What's "America's Next Top Model" without rack opinion sneering? I ask you.

rack opinion sneering by Gerivan July 23, 2010

Acadwhack 

A scary professor derailed from the tenure track.

Once the word gets out that acadwhack, Dr. Nutella, didn't get tenure this campus will be on lockdown again.

Acadwhack by gerivan February 22, 2010

censophiliac 

Someone who finds Census workers irresistible objects of desire.

Simone is a total censophiliac. She's even aroused by the questions on the form.

censophiliac by Gerivan February 12, 2010

scrodpiece 

A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.

"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"

" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."

scrodpiece by Gerivan January 8, 2010