ceacar

Ceacar is a thirty something black male, 5'10", 210 pounds, bald, with a long goatee.
He is an early riser, the kind that wake up joyful. He has zero ninja skills and his belt makes a ton of noise in the wee hours of the morning.

He plays an obscene amount of video games...COD & madden being the most common.

He is kind, loving, a good father, a good husband, a great fuck, an awful driver, honest, generous, sexy, and all around awesome.

I'm so glad Ceacar is my husband.

by Christina wifey December 3, 2013

Dead...dead as a cacaroach

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out

You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”

by anonymous November 13, 2020

dead...dead as a cacaroach

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT

why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

by _.michelllleee on tiktok😙 November 22, 2020

dead as a cacaroach🤪

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

dead...dead as a cacaroach

Whenever Daniel has the slightest inconvenience happen in life he compares himself to a roach. Specifically a dead one that he renamed as, “cacaroach”. Love u bestie 😘😜

*flips camera around* *says the inconvenience* “I’m dead...dead as a cacaroach 😝”

by @sbreahn on tiktok😳 November 14, 2020

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

Ceasar

The most caring, lovable guy you could ever possibly know. Shoot, you can probably just title him as a big teddy bear! He acts like a hard ass, but honestly he has a big heart. He will go through so much just to be with his girl friend. He doesn't rush his girl(s), he's a true gentlemen. Sure, he makes a few mistakes but he tries to fix them soon in the future. He's not perfect but trust me, you would fall in a deep love spell with him. He has such a way with words. A bit of a heart breaker but hey who isn't /:

Hey, did you hear? Ceasar broke up with his girlfriend again!

Ceasar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!

by bereaal February 2, 2018