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La Catrina
An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.
At least it's not el enredo
At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013
Catgina
1. The art of using a cat as birth control
2. Using a cat as a form of abortion
3. Using a cat as a penis sock
4. The place where kittens come from
5. A cats vagina
2. Using a cat as a form of abortion
3. Using a cat as a penis sock
4. The place where kittens come from
5. A cats vagina
'Johnny tried to fuck me last night but I made sure I put my Catgina in first.'
- 'Its the morning, and I feel ill.'
- 'Use this Catgina'
- 'I love you dad'
'Hand me that Catgina, my penis is cold'
'Dude I just saw the soggiest Catgina'
- 'Its the morning, and I feel ill.'
- 'Use this Catgina'
- 'I love you dad'
'Hand me that Catgina, my penis is cold'
'Dude I just saw the soggiest Catgina'
Catgina by BillyBigBollocks January 25, 2011
Catrina
What Does Name "Catrina" Mean
You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.
You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.
Hi, my name is Catrina.
Catrina by Glitterngluemom January 17, 2017
Cattin
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keyboard catting
keyboard catting by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017
black-catting
An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
black-catting by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012