Carwinism 

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

Carwinism by Audini July 3, 2009

carwinism 

natural selection favoring survival in large SUV's over smaller cars.

she thought about buying the little green volkwagen but reconsidered when she thought about extinction by carwinism.

carwinism by bittersweet symphony September 16, 2003

carwinism 

sadly, carwinism eliminated many of his friends.

i knew fred, i liked fred, fred is dead, carwinism claimed fred and his red subcompact.

carwinism by thatothername September 26, 2003

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Cabinism

When a person or a group of people excludes, disrespects, insults or humiliates someone associated with cabin 7 or who is Russian.

Counselor: Cabin 1 to 6 come aboard the first bus.

George: Are you serious... Not cabin 7, this is cabinism.

Cabinism by Satchid345 July 9, 2018