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Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.
Your bedspread is cattywampus

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.
cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states
Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

cattywumpus 

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

cattywompus 

"That picture frame is cattywompus."
cattywompus by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight
The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.
cattywampus by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003