Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)
by cssswaglol December 29, 2011
awry, bewelled, skew, wry
This old watch' hands look askew.
by chicken13 March 25, 2007
Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt
I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!
by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020
A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.
"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"

"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"
by Pingal McStain April 17, 2021
A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch
My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.
by Mr.Braun March 27, 2011
The quality of being askew; crooked, awry, or out of line.
"Phillip, the askewity of this Italian tower boggles my mind!"
by Rudolph McFellan November 26, 2009
annoying kid this last name means you'll make people laugh but your rude to most people
Ryan Askew is mean
by Memelord6942020 December 7, 2019