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Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)
by cssswaglol December 28, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt
I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!
by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020
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A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch
My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.
by Mr.Braun March 26, 2011
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annoying kid this last name means you'll make people laugh but your rude to most people
Ryan Askew is mean
by Memelord6942020 December 06, 2019
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