askew

not in proper place, rolled up.

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

by cssswaglol December 29, 2011

askew

awry, bewelled, skew, wry

This old watch' hands look askew.

by chicken13 March 25, 2007

Askew

Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt

I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!

by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020

Askewism

A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.

"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"

"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"

by Pingal McStain April 17, 2021

Askewed

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

by Foody85 March 09, 2023

Askewity

The quality of being askew; crooked, awry, or out of line.

"Phillip, the askewity of this Italian tower boggles my mind!"

by Rudolph McFellan November 26, 2009

Askew

A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch

My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.

by Mr.Braun March 27, 2011