catsolo 

15 pounds of raw salami that expired in 1968

“WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE CATSOLO OUT OF THE FRIDGE!?”

catsolo by Citrus Central November 25, 2023

catsplosion 

A term derived from the free game "Dwarf Fortress," explained on the official Wiki of the game that it is the slowing down of the game's frames per second rate as a result of having too many cats on one screen, usually avoided by not taking more than a single cat on your adventure. Catsplosions have also been known to be harmful to the dwarves in the gameplay if you try to reduce the cat population.

A small Catsplosion had occurred in Will's fortress, and when he tried to control it, the dwarves of his fortress became sad and threw tantrums, destroying property and causing an amusing, yet painful-to-watch chain of tantrums that inevitably led to the fortress' demise.

catsplosion by 159159159 March 26, 2009

catsploitation

Using your cat, kitten or kitteh to create images or video for internet distribution.

Lolcats started off amusing but now there is just too much catsploitation on the internet.

catsploitation by Scithe November 15, 2011

Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

cathologingerjewism

a catholic-jew that has ginger hair and/or pubes.

"oh dear, my friend jinjamomo is a cathologingerjew"

"that lad must suffer from cathologingerjewism!"

cathologingerjewism by !JoN! October 18, 2008

catslock 

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and hits the capslock button.

user1: hey man

user2: hey, how's it going

user1: hanging in there. just finishiNG UP THIS PAPER I'M WRITING

user1: fucking catslock

catslock by maisonaise March 19, 2012

catsploring 

Tendency of domesticated felines to explore newly opened spaces such as drawers or cabinets.

As soon as I opened the pantry door Izzie jumped right onto the shelf, catsploring as is her habit.

catsploring by A well informed cat February 8, 2013