catslock

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and hits the capslock button.

user1: hey man

user2: hey, how's it going

user1: hanging in there. just finishiNG UP THIS PAPER I'M WRITING

user1: fucking catslock

by maisonaise March 19, 2012

catlock

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.

rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.

by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007

catblock

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

CapsLock Love Affair

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

by Lee Savery February 9, 2009

catblocked

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

by DentD December 28, 2011