Catology

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

by Asteroth February 21, 2010

cadology

Cadology- a meaningless or absurd action that has been preformed.

cut the cadology, knock it off with the cadology

by huumorous July 10, 2010

Capology

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

Cartology

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.

We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.

by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011

cacology

bad choice of words, muddy language, gramatically or stylisch inproper language in spoken or written form

Yo chick, are the breast, I don't cur what aneone elts say
- my dear man, i consider that a cacology!

by janklamer January 24, 2009

cetology

the study of whales.

Cetology is an interesting science.

by uttam maharjan November 28, 2011

cathology

The study of Catholicism. The theological interputations of the Catholic Church.
Most prodistant Christians refer to the theology of the Catholic Church as Cathology.

The Christians of Cathology pray to many saints.

by Elijah Mo March 31, 2014