Catholocism
Catholocism by Reasoner July 7, 2009
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Catholocism
A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."
Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.
Catholocism by alpPDCjr12 April 9, 2009
reverse catholicism
reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017
Cafeteria Catholicism
Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005
smorgasbord Catholicism
Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.
Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008
Katholocism
A wonderful religion practiced by thousands. Dedicated to our lord and savior, Kathy bates. Practices include boosting Kathy Bates on Famous Birthdays, cosplaying Kathy Bates AT LEAST once a year, reading the Batesble, and making sure to follow all of the 10 Kathy Kommandments! There is a Discord and several other social medias dedicated to the religion. This religion fully supports LGBTQ+!
Kamen! :)
Kamen! :)
(Person 1) Hey have you heard about that awesome religion?
(Person 2) What?
(Person 1) Katholocism! It is where you worship Kathy Bates.
(Both people in unison) Praise Kathy Bates!
(Person 2) What?
(Person 1) Katholocism! It is where you worship Kathy Bates.
(Both people in unison) Praise Kathy Bates!
Katholocism by Cat in the hat ;P October 9, 2020
Orthodox Catholicism
Orthodox Catholicism by orthodox easton August 16, 2022
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