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catsplosion

A term derived from the free game "Dwarf Fortress," explained on the official Wiki of the game that it is the slowing down of the game's frames per second rate as a result of having too many cats on one screen, usually avoided by not taking more than a single cat on your adventure. Catsplosions have also been known to be harmful to the dwarves in the gameplay if you try to reduce the cat population.
A small Catsplosion had occurred in Will's fortress, and when he tried to control it, the dwarves of his fortress became sad and threw tantrums, destroying property and causing an amusing, yet painful-to-watch chain of tantrums that inevitably led to the fortress' demise.
by 159159159 March 26, 2009
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catsplosion

Cat + Alcohol + Gun = Catsplosion (Movie: Boondock Saints)
The unsuspecting cat suffered a fatal Catsplosion at the hands of a gun wielding drunk.
by JulianM July 20, 2008
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catsplosion

A catsplosion is when anything startles a group of cats causing them to leap, jump and run in all directions, knocking over cups, scratching humans much like and explosion. Anyone owning a cat has witnessed this frequent, frenzy of terrified exploding in all directions, hence a catsplosion.
The cats frightened by the popping balloon ran in all directions

When Mary screamed at the spider dangling in her face there was also a panicked catsplosion of felines flying in all directions to escape the possible monster threat.
by spookykarmacat April 25, 2022
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Clamsplosion

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina
Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion
by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015
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cumsplosion

An enormous amount of jizz to come out during masturbation or sex.
Carl was jerking off to some porn when he finally cummed. A hot load of jizz coated everything in front of him, a cumsplosion. He didn’t stop though. The stream of hot jizz didn’t look like it was about to stop. The stream kept coming. Carl tried to stop it by holding his dick tight but it hurt like hell. He stepped out of his chair and it still rushed out. The dripping stream didn’t stop. He tried putting on pants but filled up with cum. He went out naked. He bravely stepped out of his house to try and get help but then the door locked behind him. His cock dripped with cum faster and faster. His raging boner was rock hard. He then saw his crush walking toward him.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
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Fatsplosion

An explosion of fat rolls rippling through mid air due to some type of heavy impact or sudden lack of support.
"Dude! When those sumo-wrestlers collided, it was a total fatsplosion!"

"I swear. If she eats one more morsel of food, her belt is going to snap and there will be a fatsplosion of massive proportions."
by Caileth June 20, 2010
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cumsplosion

Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.
"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.
by kevmulk November 1, 2008
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