catiwampus 

The trait associated with a person who is particularly sensitive and more blunt or bias to one side with no regard for others opinions, normally they will try and play the victim to try and prove your side is wrong

Why are you so catiwampus about this?

catiwampus by penisman4273 April 9, 2024

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight

The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.

cattywampus by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003

catywampus

Catywampus is a southern colloquialism that means off-kilter or unexpected.

That clock is all catywampus, effin thing runs backwards half the time.

catywampus by BarberStiles February 19, 2010

catawumpus 

1. When something is all off balance or disheveled to the degree that you can see how its supposed to be and yet its clear that some rough-housing or real messin/cuttin up has made it nearly unworthy of bothering with to get it back that way due to the humor of the present state.

2. When someones point of view is really askew or makes no sense, thus their timing or sense of appropriateness lacks.

His hair was all catawumpus after we took him to the floor.

The music was so catawumpus that nobody could dance to it.

catawumpus by thee radical eclectic August 30, 2006