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Catywampus is a southern colloquialism that means off-kilter or unexpected.

That clock is all catywampus, effin thing runs backwards half the time.

catywampus by BarberStiles February 19, 2010

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catywampus

when something goes unexpectedly or gets out of control.

girl 1: “woah we just flew off the sled.”
girl 2: “ahh that was catywampus!”

catywampus by 19328382838 November 5, 2020

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Catywampus

full of glee
joyful presance
happy and extatic

Catywampus was at a high level in the classroom today

i wanted to make a fun word, and Catywampus was it

Catywampus by Bulrigard October 18, 2008

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Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

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cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

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cadywompus

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

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Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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