catywampus

Catywampus is a southern colloquialism that means off-kilter or unexpected.

That clock is all catywampus, effin thing runs backwards half the time.

catywampus by BarberStiles February 19, 2010

catywampus

when something goes unexpectedly or gets out of control.

girl 1: “woah we just flew off the sled.”
girl 2: “ahh that was catywampus!”

catywampus by 19328382838 November 5, 2020

Catywampus

full of glee
joyful presance
happy and extatic

Catywampus was at a high level in the classroom today

i wanted to make a fun word, and Catywampus was it

Catywampus by Bulrigard October 18, 2008

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020