caliwompus 

The pimpest word in the world, and a salad dressings.

That was some dank ass caliwompus and I enjoyed it on the lettuce that came from the Bering Sea, I also like seahorses.

caliwompus by Chase rowden March 29, 2015

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

catywompus 

1: Southern term for not being organized.

2: across the street kitty corner.

1: My sons room is all catywompus.

2: I live catywompus from the five-n-dime

catywompus by LazyOverLord March 28, 2005

cadiwampus 

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.

wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.

cadiwampus by lj August 20, 2003

Caliwampus 

When something goes upside down or wrong side up. When something goes completely wrong.

The pickup slide over the hill and went caliwampus.

Caliwampus by Makinbacon1987 September 19, 2019

Catawompus 

A mythical beast with three eyes and sharp talon claws on its feet and has a wides spread wings. Is also a night time beast that takes children who wander out late at night or adults (i.e. homeless people or just people in general)

The Catawompus took my child

Catawompus by Methuselah July 20, 2003

colywompus 

refers to anything that does not work quite right when it should, there for its considered to be colywompused

credit card machine can become colywompused during a lighting storm

colywompus by Chubs McGhee May 17, 2009