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Cafeterian 

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.
Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.
Cafeterian by polisanimos August 6, 2011

carnetarian 

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
carnetarian by System Folder September 13, 2013

faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
faketarian by sp00ki September 15, 2006

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.
Faketarian by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

cutetarian 

Way of live in which a person does not eat "cute" animals
I'm a cutetarian, therefore I don't eat rabbits
cutetarian by JPKL May 24, 2008

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010