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Way of live in which a person does not eat "cute" animals

I'm a cutetarian, therefore I don't eat rabbits

cutetarian by JPKL May 24, 2008

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cuntitarian

Someone who only licks and eats pussy. They feast on cunts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and especially dessert).

There was tons of food at the party, but Ryan was a cuntitarian so he ate Laura's vagina instead.

cuntitarian by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

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Cumatarian

A person who only drinks cum!

That boy only drinks cum! He must be a cumatarian!

Cumatarian by Arabian sandtorm July 11, 2014

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cemetarian

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.

Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.

cemetarian by Family historian July 10, 2010

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cuteatarian

A person who eats only animals that they find unattractive.

Unlike my (vegetarian) friends, my cuteatarian friend only eats chicken and fish and avoids really cute and cuddly animals like cows, sheep, and piggies.

cuteatarian by tilt-a-whirl girl March 1, 2009

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CuloTarian

A person whose diet consists mostly of ASS. (CULO translating to ASS in Spanish)

Bro, that power bottom’s hole got me all fucked up. I’m changing my diet to become a CuloTarian.

CuloTarian by Strobesauce May 7, 2023

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cititarian

someone who avoids suburbs

I'm a cititarian, so I can't go to your show in Edina.

cititarian by tammyray February 23, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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