catapenis 

Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.

When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.

Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!

Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?

Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.

Tom: That's hot.

catapenis by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009

crapenis 

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

crapenis by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019

capenis 

When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.

Bitch you just got capenised.

capenis by 420 street is where i live on May 1, 2009

capenis 

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.

man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.

capenis by henniez April 27, 2008

carpenisanu 

carpenisanu is ur bff yuki who calls you cookie you use it when you wanna say something about your bff yuki

guy1: wow dude look at carpenisanu
guy2: wew

carpenisanu by yukiboomboom June 7, 2021

Catanister 

A storage device used to store dry or wet substances..

Can you pass my my Catanister

Catanister by Bdog402 November 15, 2021

Capenis 

A dumbass little asian kid who’s hobbies are watching Pokémon, opening Pokémon cards, and beating up his little brother.

That capenis kid is so annoying.

Capenis by Anonymous28287382 February 4, 2024