a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.
In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.
Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"
1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.
2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
I just saw a camenisch. Well, actually I smelled him before I saw him. Then I threw up.
A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.
Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!