Catapalism

The late-stage capitalist phenomenon in which cats are increasingly deployed as the ultimate marketing failsafe. When consumer interest wanes, creativity stalls, or a product simply fails to resonate, the solution is always the same: put a cat on it. From YouTube thumbnails to luxury fashion campaigns, the formula is depressingly reliable—slap a feline on anything, and suddenly it sells. It is the final, desperate stage of a system that has run out of new ideas and now relies on our collective weakness for furry faces to move product.

The new campaign is a textbook case of catapalism—when a brand runs out of ideas, it just puts a cat on it and hopes for the best.

I can't believe Diesel resorted to printing cat images on t-shirts to manipulate us into buying—catapalism at its finest.

Catapalism by Le Fool collective October 12, 2026

Cataclismo mandaloriano 

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!

User1: Cataclismo mandaloriano
User2: Cataclismo mandaloriano
A mod: ?ban @User1 @User2 reason: Cataclismo mandaloriano

Cataclismo mandaloriano by Caglarefek October 22, 2020

Canabalism sex 

When you gather 6 little kids and make them have sex with each other until they die and then come in and eat them with all of their grandmas.

I had canabalism sex with my schoolmates 7 days ago

Canabalism sex by Littlegirls457 November 27, 2019

Canadalism 

When one has a diet of only ice, beaver, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Hortons.

Guy #1: Hey, dude! Do you wanna go out for ribs?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm into canadalism.
Guy#1: Oh, sweet dude!!

Canadalism by EmilytheMalicious(ORdelicious) August 9, 2015

Cataclismo mandaloriano 

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!

User1: Cataclismo mandaloriano
User2: Cataclismo mandaloriano
A mod: ?ban @User1 @User2 reason: Cataclismo mandaloriano

Cataclismo mandaloriano by Caglarefek October 22, 2020

catabalism 

to worship dead cats

i believe catabalism in my world

catabalism by solem July 7, 2008

Catabolism 

The atrophying of muscle as opposed to anabolism

Pounding beers then going to Mickey D's last night till 5 in the morning is the definition of catabolism

Catabolism by Rahul Yukich February 12, 2006