cantopenis
A deformity of the male genitalia in which it exhibits the characteristics (shape and texture) of a cantaloupe.
cantopenis by cantopenis March 2, 2024
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catapenis
Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.
When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.
When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.
Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!
Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?
Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.
Tom: That's hot.
Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?
Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.
Tom: That's hot.
catapenis by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009
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centipenis
centipenis by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007
Human centipenis
When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"
"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
Human centipenis by Scoops747 July 30, 2013
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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