cantopenis

A deformity of the male genitalia in which it exhibits the characteristics (shape and texture) of a cantaloupe.

I heard Mike has a cantopenis.

Mikes cantopenis looks like a small balloon made of sandpaper.

by cantopenis March 2, 2024

catapenis

Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.

When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.

Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!

Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?

Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.

Tom: That's hot.

by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009

centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

cuntpenis

When you are punched so hard in the dick, your remaining genitals resemble a cunt.

I hit him in the balls so hard he got a cuntpenis

by Your Uncle Gertrude May 16, 2015

cuntpenis

a horrible person cough cough koko we hate erryone and yas

you cuntpenis lookin ass

by bagriddlerussy March 29, 2022

Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

by Scoops747 July 30, 2013