Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

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Castris

An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.

I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.

Castris by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014

castulize

politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.

She mentioned him as an example of inefficient use of the companies time & money - he was castulized

one is castulized when finding a porn site of his wife fornicating with a dude on his new lawn tractor.

castulize by von Brown October 19, 2007

caturinal

my favorite mutual who loves to post their feet🥺

Person one: “Have you seen @caturinal’s new post yet?”
Person two: “Yes, why were their feet out?”

caturinal by fluffycloud February 28, 2022

Castorise

A cool ass word that dope people use that have a big dick.

Austin: My dog is going to donkey punch you
Billy: Not if i castorise your dog

Castorise by ICaptureChildernInaVan November 14, 2017

casturbaition

The act of masturbaiting with no genitals or partial genitalia.

After i had my testes removed, my favorite thing was casturbaition

casturbaition by P1ZZ03 June 22, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026