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Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009
An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.
I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.
Castris by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014

castulize 

politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.
She mentioned him as an example of inefficient use of the companies time & money - he was castulized

one is castulized when finding a porn site of his wife fornicating with a dude on his new lawn tractor.
castulize by von Brown October 19, 2007

caturinal 

my favorite mutual who loves to post their feet🥺
Person one: “Have you seen @caturinal’s new post yet?”
Person two: “Yes, why were their feet out?”
caturinal by fluffycloud February 28, 2022

Castorise 

A cool ass word that dope people use that have a big dick.
Austin: My dog is going to donkey punch you
Billy: Not if i castorise your dog
Castorise by ICaptureChildernInaVan November 14, 2017

casturbaition 

The act of masturbaiting with no genitals or partial genitalia.
After i had my testes removed, my favorite thing was casturbaition
casturbaition by P1ZZ03 June 22, 2003