Castris

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An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.

I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.

Castris by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014

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Castorise

A cool ass word that dope people use that have a big dick.

Austin: My dog is going to donkey punch you
Billy: Not if i castorise your dog

Castorise by ICaptureChildernInaVan November 14, 2017

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castroso

Se utiliza para definir a una persona que es densa e insoportable en algunas ocasiones.

O para alguna persona que se queja todo el tiempo.

Ej: ¡Que castroso/a sos!

- Uy, ¡que castroso/a!

- Sos un/a castroso/a

castroso by melii 2021 November 24, 2021

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Castrission

San Francisco: The neighborhood that lies between the Castro and the Mission.

"OMG. I saw the cutest boy!!!"
"ORLY? Where was he?"
"Oh... kinda that neighborhood by that expensive tea place."
"Oh, the Castrission."

Castrission by bobonita September 13, 2007

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Carlos Castrillo

14th century Spanish king from the area outside of present day Barcelona. Family inhabited Castrillo Castle and the surrounding lands for 7 centuries. Generally considered the only competant regional baron of his line and staunch opponent to the remnant of the Muslim forces remaining on the Iberian peninsula. Known to history as El Cid Grande y Defensor del Fe.

Carlos Castrillo was a great hero to all the people of Spain and to you especially.

Carlos Castrillo by Oberst July 20, 2008

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castribate

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.

"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"

castribate by George Philip November 22, 2004

castrillion

A faggot
Named after Thomas castrillion, meaning faggot or person of emended gayness. Used primarily in Spain and 3D design classes.

Wow u are such a castrillion

castrillion by Aioshsjajahaa December 13, 2017

WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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