Castris

An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.

I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.

by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014

Castorise

A cool ass word that dope people use that have a big dick.

Austin: My dog is going to donkey punch you
Billy: Not if i castorise your dog

by ICaptureChildernInaVan November 14, 2017

castroso

Se utiliza para definir a una persona que es densa e insoportable en algunas ocasiones.

O para alguna persona que se queja todo el tiempo.

Ej: ¡Que castroso/a sos!

- Uy, ¡que castroso/a!

- Sos un/a castroso/a

by melii 2021 November 24, 2021

Castrission

San Francisco: The neighborhood that lies between the Castro and the Mission.

"OMG. I saw the cutest boy!!!"
"ORLY? Where was he?"
"Oh... kinda that neighborhood by that expensive tea place."
"Oh, the Castrission."

by bobonita September 13, 2007

Carlos Castrillo

14th century Spanish king from the area outside of present day Barcelona. Family inhabited Castrillo Castle and the surrounding lands for 7 centuries. Generally considered the only competant regional baron of his line and staunch opponent to the remnant of the Muslim forces remaining on the Iberian peninsula. Known to history as El Cid Grande y Defensor del Fe.

Carlos Castrillo was a great hero to all the people of Spain and to you especially.

by Oberst July 20, 2008

castribate

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.

"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"

by George Philip November 22, 2004

castrillion

A faggot
Named after Thomas castrillion, meaning faggot or person of emended gayness. Used primarily in Spain and 3D design classes.

Wow u are such a castrillion

by Aioshsjajahaa December 13, 2017