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Girls who try to appear "normal" and without eating disorders by always ordering cakes and dessert in a restaurant or cafe. Notice that they never really eat very much, just putting tiny amounts on the fork or spoon to give the illusion that they're eating. When others leave for a moment the rest of the pastry is disposed of somewhere nearby.
Alice is such a "pastries", a fraud who pretends to eat but is just jerking everyone around. She's really seriously ill.
Pastries by Shardgirl March 8, 2011
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Friend:Did you cop a pair of pastries yet?
Girl: Na girl. I gotta get mine today!
Pastries by Moochmama August 5, 2008
code name for black and milds. can be used by saying making pastries, buying pastries, eating pastries, etc.
angie- hey are you coming over this saturday to make some pastries?
christina- yeah, did you already buy them?
angie- i bought them yesterday, but we have to eat them soon .
christina- okay.
pastries by flyawaybirdy. November 13, 2010

Rascal Pasties 

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.
Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
Rascal Pasties by JimiBiz August 24, 2008
glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.
it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.
pasties by minghi May 17, 2003
1. (n) (sing: Pastie) "Pay-stees" Pasties are adhesive coverings applied to conceal the nipples, often at a strip club. They vary in size and are usually not much larger than the performer's areola.

Pasties are currently worn by most neo-burlesque performers. Burlesque pasties may feature tassels which hang from their centers, which the performers often twirl while performing.

Some women wear pasties to conceal their nipples and keep them from poking out from under a shirt, instead of wearing a bra.

2. (n) (sing: Pasty) "Paa-stees" A pasty (Cornish: Pasti, Hoggan, incorrectly written as pastie) is a type of pie, originally from Cornwall, United Kingdom. It is a baked savoury pastry case traditionally filled with diced meat, sliced potato and onion.

Cornish miner migrants helped to spread pasties into the rest of the world in the 19th century. As tin mining in Cornwall began to fail, miners brought their expertise and traditions to new mining regions, such as the Upper Penninsela of Michigan, where a small influx of Finnish immigrants followed the Cornish miners in 1864. These Finns (and many other ethnic groups) adopted the pasty for use in the Copper Country copper mines. About 30 years later, a much larger flood of Finnish immigrants found their countrymen baking pasties, and assumed that it was a Finnish invention. As a result, the pasty has become strongly associated with Finnish culture in this area.

3. (n) (Sing: Pastie) "Pah-stees" A pastie is a large, round patéd pie common to Northern Ireland. When accompanied with chips it is called a Pastie Supper.
Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced meat, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a 'round' (just like a burger) which is generally then covered in a batter mix and deep fried. It is often served in a bread roll, locally known as a Pastie Bap.
"A stipper wearing pasties dropped a pastie in my pasty."

"Irish or Cornish?"

"It was a cornish pasty, not an Irish pastie. Oh, and the pastie was rubber."
Pasties by Ethan M April 20, 2007
It can be used to describe any type of dry mouth, but is most commonly used in reference to dry mouth caused by the smoking of marijuana.
"Dude, I smoked eight bowls the other day, and I STILL got the pasties man!"
Pasties by Steve the Mad Man June 12, 2006
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