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Captured Agency 

An organization controlled by the group it is supposed to regulate.
Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.

Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.

Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Captured Agency by LaughTrax September 19, 2021
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captured 

as used on Joe Rogan, when news media or an official agency such as the WHO, FBI or the CIA, is corrupt.
the WHO will not accept Tawaiin as a member.

man, they are completely captured.
captured by JoshyPoodles September 11, 2021

Capperised 

When a person does something very stupid they are called a capper and the thing they do becomes capperised :)
If your facebook chat wont work it is capperised
Capperised by Poopiejaws November 13, 2011