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An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.
I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.
Castris by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014
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beavers / castors

1) Simple yet smart rodent found in the Canadian wilderness, known for its buck-teeth, waffle tail and its ability to build dams;
2) Canada's national animal - noble little dude that he is;
3) Team of ultimate players in Vancouver Canada, aka. "Screaming Beavers Ultimate Club". They known for their quick wit, trash talk, vulgar songs, made-up for with their mediocre play and great sportsmanship.
4) "castors" is French for "beavers", after all it is a bilingual country.
Hey, those beavers sure can throw the disc!

Castrission 

San Francisco: The neighborhood that lies between the Castro and the Mission.
"OMG. I saw the cutest boy!!!"
"ORLY? Where was he?"
"Oh... kinda that neighborhood by that expensive tea place."
"Oh, the Castrission."
Castrission by bobonita September 13, 2007

cauterise 

to deaden or render senseless or insensitive;
to burn, sear or freeze by means of a caustic agent
The flesh around the wound was cauterised to minimize pain.
cauterise by deadlyD September 5, 2011

Catorize 

Shortened to "cat". This process is one that transforms a subject into a cat.
This Python script obviously catorizes the victim's operating system
Catorize by Ricepickin' Rincin April 18, 2011
Look a Cactrise
Cactrise by Some random Otaku December 14, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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