cashister 

the immigrant way of saying "cash register," to save time
used by your local Arab convenience store owner

Be sure to count the money in the cashister before closing.

cashister by mccafe Coca Cola lover November 21, 2021

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Cashier 

The person that makes 8 bucks an hour and is forced to deal with hundreds of rude customers everyday that treat cashier like trash.

Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.

Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.

Cashier by AwesomeCashier August 20, 2011

cashier from get a snack at 4am 

Male shopkeeper NPC from the game get a snack at 4am.
Known for having 42069 simps.

Girl 1: I love Cashier from get a snack at 4am, he is so hot!
Guy 1: what

cashier from get a snack at 4am by cashier>>>>!??!?!? January 22, 2022

cashist 

1) A person or institution whose primary concern is making money, or 2) a person or institution who discriminates against certain people based on the amount of cash they own or make (their class).

"This machine fills cashists," a play on folk guitarist Woody Guthrie's famous saying "this machine kills fascists."

cashist by Tiberius Gracchus January 16, 2008

tea canister 

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

tea canister by Craq September 12, 2005