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Calister 

In french word Calister means to butt fuck a pig
I cant believe jimmy calistered last night
Calister by MicroDigitsTV June 10, 2018

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

tea canister 

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.
If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?
tea canister by Craq September 12, 2005

tryhard canister 

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'
JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!
tryhard canister by JcK553 May 18, 2016

Canister 

A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".
Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.
Canister by LondonSlangman October 28, 2008

Cum Canister 

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
Cum Canister by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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