chister 

A chicken-fried sister

Don'tcha be comin' round here talken to mah chister no more now, ya'hear?

chister by Chrisf June 19, 2006

Chister 

Chister means you've been waiting for that one particular thing to happen

I've been Chister for you to get out of the store

Chister by Scared of my own immaturity November 27, 2018

Blazing the Chester 

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

Blazing the Chester by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

chester drawers 

known to the rest of the civilized world as a "chest of drawers" or a "dresser" a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom.

I'm gonna go pick up a chester drawers so I have a place to put my underwear.

chester drawers by Wamp2016 April 8, 2011

Chester Bennington 

Chester Bennington was a singer, and songwriter, and the front man for the rock band Linkin Park. He will be missed greatly for the inspiration of many great bands. He left behind a wife and 6 kids.

(March 20, 1967 - July 20, 2017)

"When life leaves us blind, love keeps us kind" - Chester Bennington

Chester Bennington by ®OA©h July 21, 2017

Chester Bennington 

During a concert chester once broke his wrist on stage, instead of stopping the whole show he carried on performing and waited until after the show to go to the emergency room.
That is dedication.

Chester Bennington = legend.

Chester Bennington by Lplover July 9, 2011

Chester-Browned

Verb

To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.

Rapists beware, you will be Chester-Browned.

Whoah! He just got Chester-Browned!

Chester-Browned by gwbfhe August 10, 2018