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Deuce McAllisters 

A term used to describe 26" rims on your ride.

Derived from New Orleans Saints running back Deuce McAllister, who is #26.
Dwam, peep the deuce mcallisters on that truck! You KNOW he's rollin' hard.

calister 

The BEST guy you will ever meet. Caring and Compassionate, yet will stand up for what is right. He has no problem making friends.He doesnt need any help finding a girlfriend either. He will care for her until the end. Overall he is perfect.
Omg! Calister is so hot!
calister by Calister January 4, 2018

Calister 

In french word Calister means to butt fuck a pig
I cant believe jimmy calistered last night
Calister by MicroDigitsTV June 10, 2018

Clisters 

Name for visable STDs on a woman's vagina. Derived from the English words Clit and Blisters, Clisters.
I wouldn't hook up with that chick if I were you, I heard she has a beastly case of the clisters.
Clisters by GrizzlyBearski August 26, 2009

collister 

The biggest faggot you've ever seen, usually the product of a twin. However hes always the worst. Good at sucking dick.
Look at that fag, hes such a collister
collister by Central High School December 6, 2017

Calliste 

Simply, someone who is a complete and unquestionable cunt.
"That guy is a Calliste..."
"I hate that fucking Calliste"
"Damn French guys... Proper Callistes"
Calliste by The Zakman ^-^ September 26, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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