Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.

Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Due to Karen's repeated tardiness over more than 60 days, her supervisor Beth had no alternative but to cashier her.

The cashier at that store was very friendly.

The cashier at the supermarket is like a ghost.

Person A: "Man, that guy was a real jerk."
Person B: "Yeah, he's a cashier."

Kid: hey man I need to tell you something

Moss: what's up Kid?
Kid: I'm a cashier
Moss: I'm glad you told me I'll help any way I can
Kid: thanks moss :)