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Carvooning 

The art of combining two crafts: cartooning and carving
John Marshall is the founder of carvooning. He has a great talent and passion for taking cartoon caricatures and carving them into wood.
Carvooning by Marshall, J. March 25, 2019

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

cartuolity 

Cartuolity: A Word Worth Recognizing

Language is a living, breathing thing, constantly evolving and adapting to new situations and needs. Every day, new words and phrases are added to our collective vocabulary, reflecting changes in the world around us. Yet not all words are created equal, and some have a greater impact than others. One word that is deserving of recognition and inclusion in our lexicon is "cartuolity."

At first glance, "cartuolity" may seem like a meaningless jumble of letters. But upon closer inspection, it reveals itself as a word with a specific and important meaning. The prefix "cartuo-" comes from the Latin word "cartula," meaning "a small paper or document." The suffix "-ity" denotes a state or condition, as in "authenticity" or "diversity." Put together, "cartuolity" could be defined as the state or condition of being documentable or recordable.

Why is such a word necessary? In today's world, where information is king and data is constantly being generated and processed, the ability to document and record information is more important than ever. Whether we're talking about scientific research, legal proceedings, or even personal record-keeping, having a word that succinctly captures the concept of documentability would be useful and valuable.
Damn, cartuolity should definitely be a word.

the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.
the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013

Cartoon Network 

A Toon Network that went from its Golden years to its Crappy years.

How I miss The Cartoon Network City Era (You know, the era where cartoons interact with each other in a city and they have great music and Nikki and The Now/Next with character heads)

Great shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Megas XLR, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Time Squad, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Duck Dodgers, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Johnny Bravo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Xiaolin Showdown, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Samurai Jack, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Cow and Chicken, Skunk Fu and Mucha Lucha have no schedule anymore because of the NEW Cartoon Network. If it wasn't for these shows, Cartoon Network wouldn't be so awesome!

They took off Toonami few years later...

BIG MISTAKE!

We have no idea why it got cancelled but I got 4 guesses:

They hate anime for being so much more popular than cartoons, Censorship, Toonami is too popular to Cartoon Network or Cartoon Network thinks anime shouldn’t be on a cartoon station

Because of this anti-anime act, Naruto got taken off like 3 weeks after.

The shows they aired were

Hamtaro
Cardcaptors
Pokémon
Pokémon Chronicles
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi Universe
Tenchi in Tokyo
Naruto
Zatch Bell
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Gundam Wing
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
One Piece
Rave Master
Duel Masters
SD Gundam
Gundam SEED
.hack//SIGN
Gundam 0080
Rurouni Kenshin

Yu Yu Hakusho
G Gundam
IGPX
Blue Dragon
Sailor Moon

Now that Toonami is off, where will we get more anime to watch and how will they make Saturdays nights feel special and where are we going to watch more anime movies and where will we be able to see more Naruto episodes?

We only had 10 more to get to Shippuden Season!

The only anime we have left are Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's and Bakugan.

NOT ENOUGH!

What's worse is that they are doing CN Real (Cartoon Network Real) added REALITY shows this year in 2009!

Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, BrainRush and The Othersiders

They are also adding SlamBall! :(

All of these shows suck and they're gonna fail because no one gives a flying hoo-ha about them.

Like Nikki, the female announcer of the Cartoon Network City Era said,

"This is Cartoon Network."

With all these reality crap they can't call themselves Cartoon Network anymore!

The only good cartoons we have left are Chowder, Total Drama Island/Action, Flapjack and Johnny Test.

The Thumb Wrestling Federation thing is pure retarded and it's lame. As if anyone wants to see thumbs in wrestling masks and stuff. The thumb characters are mostly idiots.

The curfews have decreased by one hour too. So now Cartoon Network ends at 10:00 instead of 11:00.

Anyone who believes the NEW Cartoon Network sucks and that we need the old Cartoon Network back along with Toonami, rate up.

cartOOnman™ 

A very highly skilled player in the medal of honor FPS multiplayer online game. He knows ALL the tricks and mod's
and, will employ cheats, hacks, glitches ect... to dominate
all noobs and vets alike. If you play MOH online and cross
cartOOnman™'s path, your ONLY option is to run, and likly,
will not save you anyway.....
"CRAP !!! here comes cartOOnman™ , quick let's find another
server !!!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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