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Cargument- An argument in a car, usually between Steve McGarret and Danno from the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0
(In the Car during a cargument)

Steve: (yelling at Danno)
Danno: (Yeling at Steve)
For the person just starting out on his or her own. Every card you receive during the holiday season has the potential of ending up decorating your Christmas tree in place of traditional ornaments that you have yet to buy.
"Say! That's a neat tree of lights and cardaments! Looks like you're a popular person."
Cardament by redehlert December 22, 2008

Carbument 

When people argue about Carbonated substance names or tastes.
Ex 1: Jim and Mark argue about Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew, which one tasting better, until Mark bashes Jim's head in and yells "EXTREME" as he drinks his dew. Then they turn off the Xbox and go to their mommies. Then they resume their Carbument.

Ex 2: Jim and Mark argue about whether Soda or Pop is the correct term for cola until Mark bashes Jim's head in and gets put to death since he's in Texas which is in the area people say soda.
A common misconception is that Casement is a type of window. This has came about due to the remarkably perceptive nature of anyone whom has this forename. A Casement can quite literally look into you, see your deepest and darkest fears and desires. It really is just an unfair advantage, with your heritage to thank.
He knew there and then that it was time to make a ferocious act of love, right there in the middle of the chemistry class...He's obviously a Casement
Casement by TheDocMartin September 13, 2009
The act of having an argument in an automobile.
"I was late getting here because I was having a cargument".
Cargument by Lorne Weiss July 20, 2008
To turn someone's ashes into a diamond that can be worn on a ring.
After he died, his wife decided to crement his remains so that they could be together forever.
crement by Sternchancer July 16, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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