Carbument 

When people argue about Carbonated substance names or tastes.

Ex 1: Jim and Mark argue about Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew, which one tasting better, until Mark bashes Jim's head in and yells "EXTREME" as he drinks his dew. Then they turn off the Xbox and go to their mommies. Then they resume their Carbument.

Ex 2: Jim and Mark argue about whether Soda or Pop is the correct term for cola until Mark bashes Jim's head in and gets put to death since he's in Texas which is in the area people say soda.

Carbument by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.

"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."

Carburetor by talk2me-JCH2 January 14, 2021

canadian carburetor 

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.

Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.

canadian carburetor by Idon September 28, 2013

Cargument

Cargument- An argument in a car, usually between Steve McGarret and Danno from the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0

(In the Car during a cargument)

Steve: (yelling at Danno)
Danno: (Yeling at Steve)

Cargument by hawaii five-0 fanatic June 22, 2011

Carburetor

A type of device used in engines to meter (regulate) fuel flow into an airstream by the way of a metering valve, an emulsion tube (main nozzle), and a venturi.

Hey Joe, do you know where I can get an adjustable 4-barrel carburetor for my '67 Chevelle? It's got an old Holley 2-barrel, but it needs more power.

Carburetor by Carburetor1963 July 7, 2018

Cardament

For the person just starting out on his or her own. Every card you receive during the holiday season has the potential of ending up decorating your Christmas tree in place of traditional ornaments that you have yet to buy.

"Say! That's a neat tree of lights and cardaments! Looks like you're a popular person."

Cardament by redehlert December 22, 2008

Cargument

The act of having an argument in an automobile.

"I was late getting here because I was having a cargument".

Cargument by Lorne Weiss July 20, 2008