Cardament

For the person just starting out on his or her own. Every card you receive during the holiday season has the potential of ending up decorating your Christmas tree in place of traditional ornaments that you have yet to buy.

"Say! That's a neat tree of lights and cardaments! Looks like you're a popular person."

Cardament by redehlert December 22, 2008

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Joe Casamento

the biggest motherfucker in the world. he is huge. he benches calculators in math class.

Person 1 :did you see that guy jerk off in class?

Person 2: yeah, he is such a joe casamento.

Joe Casamento by its me mario22 March 15, 2010

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Related Words

Cardament • Caramenta • Caramentive • cargament • Cargument • cardamon • Ardament • Calamentrianism • Carbument • cardamine

Cargument

Cargument- An argument in a car, usually between Steve McGarret and Danno from the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0

(In the Car during a cargument)

Steve: (yelling at Danno)
Danno: (Yeling at Steve)

Cargument by hawaii five-0 fanatic June 22, 2011

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Carbument

When people argue about Carbonated substance names or tastes.

Ex 1: Jim and Mark argue about Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew, which one tasting better, until Mark bashes Jim's head in and yells "EXTREME" as he drinks his dew. Then they turn off the Xbox and go to their mommies. Then they resume their Carbument.

Ex 2: Jim and Mark argue about whether Soda or Pop is the correct term for cola until Mark bashes Jim's head in and gets put to death since he's in Texas which is in the area people say soda.

Carbument by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

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Cargument

The act of having an argument in an automobile.

"I was late getting here because I was having a cargument".

Cargument by Lorne Weiss July 20, 2008

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Carlameat

Any type of meat pepared by a person named Carla. Meat does not become Carlameat until the pererpation process is complete and the meat is served. If someone named Carla helped at any point in the process then the meat is Carlameat. If not, it is just normal meat.

Hey Carla could you make some Carlameat?

Carlameat by Menorius June 14, 2010

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cardamine

A drug made up for a game called freelancer that severly fucks you up if you happened to smoke, snort, or inhale it. The more you have the more you need and the stronger the symptons are against you.

I just hauled a load of cardamine to some stoner down in San Fransisco.

cardamine by CoconutFfud September 25, 2005

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