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CBREtarded 

1. Seemingly unable to speak in anything other than non sequiturs.
2. Defies any sensical progression of logic.
We were having a perfectly interesting conversation until she blurted in with some CBREtarded comment.
CBREtarded by C.C. Wiggles March 13, 2003

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time
Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.
Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

cutetarded

a very attractive person who one friend doesnt like and makes fun of. they are VERY VERY gorgeous. just making that clear.
frank is cutetarded:DD
cutetarded by wowyourcute May 5, 2010

cartarded 

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008
doin' somethin so crazy its retarded
man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded
cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008

caretarded 

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.
Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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