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cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009
Related Words

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

Cutarded 

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.
That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.
Cutarded by 5gum4u August 14, 2012

CBREtarded 

stupidity that goes above and beyond the call of duty. it's like stupid thinking outside the box, finding inventive new ways to be moronic.
ok when he shovered that strw up his nose, he wasn't just retarded he was CBREtarded
CBREtarded by Ashley St. Claire March 13, 2003

cattarded 

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.
My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

Cuntarded 

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.
How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever
Cuntarded by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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