chasetarded

Adjective: Used to desribe an activity so unbelieveably stupid that the very thought of this act causes others to wish for your immediate death. Used to desribe someone so absolutley ugly that the very sight of them causes one to simultaneously cry and vomit. Sightings of chasetarded individuals may be instantly fatal to small children and pets upon visual contact.

That guy I work with is so chasetarded that the first time I laid eyes on him my body immediately evacuated itself of all fluids sending shit, blood, piss, and bile spewing from every available orifice.

chasetarded by ohfuqyes October 6, 2011

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

castarded by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

caretarded 

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

caretarded by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

Chretarded 

Something so retarded its something only a person named chris would say.

Chris: "Water is a juice"
Everyone else: this guy is so chretarded

Chretarded by the broken sigma June 8, 2024