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Cardenesque 

Clumsy, shortsighted approach to all aspects of life. Examples of cardenesque behaviour may involved awkwardness in social situations, such as offering strangers small drinks or taking great offence at inanimate objects' presence.

Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.

The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.
Examples of cardenesque conversations

A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"

B: No

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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."

A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"

Cartender 

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.
On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.
Cartender by Slinn June 30, 2004

cartendance

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)
Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.
cartendance by Jennifer Footnote October 5, 2004

carpencentric 

adjective meaning having to do with the skill of carpentry
I did 2 carpencentric chores today
Smart, courageous, protector, supporter, and great companion. You'll be lucky to have Cardeen as a partner. He's make a wonderful family man with someone that's as courageous such as a fellow like himself. If you get lucky enough to catch a Cardeen of your own, hold on tight because you my dear have caught one of the best there is to find.
Cardeen is awesome! He help us get everything done that we needed to have our event.
cardeen by Tink😘30 May 19, 2017
Crenden is like supercalifragelisticexpealidosis. something that is undefinable.

sometimes a crenden can be smart and sometimes an ass.
woaaahh dude, you just pulled a Crenden.

Don't be such a Crenden man.
crenden by semog nednerc September 16, 2020