cappertin 

NO CAP LMAO
FRFR
😂😂😂

anybody: *says anything*
vars: LMAO NO CAPPERTIN

cappertin by BLACKPINK100 October 16, 2020

Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.

It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

Cupertino Alliance by Literally Big Chungus December 23, 2020

cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.

Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...

cupertino high school by Astroshark8000 December 11, 2018

Cupertino Clapchat 

A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.

Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.

Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.

Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.

Cupertino Clapchat by ppboi1020 January 26, 2021

Capperoni 

Another form of the word “cap” or “thats cap”

Capperoni

Capperoni by oGBandzz April 26, 2020

CUPERTINO 

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.

A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.

CUPERTINO by Melissa May 13, 2005

Coppering

Collecting together money from your pockets, bag, around the house or down the back of the settee. Usually collected together to buy some small item like a pint of milk or a loaf of sliced bread. Therefore all the pennies and small change in copper will have an inordinate value.

May be used as a slightly offensive word if you have a group of people pooling all their money to buy a cheap bottle of wine between them or some similar object of desire.

Peter Stringfellow (The king of strip clubs) said recently 'The worst customers we have in here are groups of women (hen parties). They are always coppering together to buy one male stripper between them'.

Coppering by salina111 November 26, 2010