cantibal 

someone who eats a person, yet embarrassingly enough... cannot digest it.

"did you hear about jose.??? he made a stew out of that girl, but got sick after eating it."

"hah. thats what he gets. hes a cantibal.

cantibal by Slatoi February 9, 2009

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

narcissistic cannibal by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

go cannibal my hannibal by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012

CANNIBAL 

Someone who is fed up with people.

CANNIBAL by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

Trevor's Cannibal 

When a team of players in a video game becomes so toxic that the team begins to eat itself away and deteriorate, and ultimately becomes weaker as a result.

My team was winning this match conclusively until Trevor's cannibal destroyed us.

Trevor's Cannibal by SithLordTrevor December 23, 2019

fanny cannibal 

A WORD USED TO INSULT LESBIANS MADE UP BY HILARIOUS COMEDIAN Frankie Boyle

fuck off you fanny cannibal

fanny cannibal by fghjkfgjkshkhgtrskjghkjd December 30, 2011