Canniballistics 

The forensic study of those who have been cannibalized.

We called the medical examiner about the victim, but he is still waiting to hear back from canniballistics.

Canniballistics by Chipety April 10, 2008

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack 

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack by SCL-SL March 5, 2009

Cannibalistic Vegetarian 

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.

Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

Cannibalistic Vegetarian by Tofu June 24, 2004

Cannibalistic Hot Dog 

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?

I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.

Cannibalistic Hot Dog by bf December 10, 2004

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight 

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb

Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016

canniballistic 

relating to or characterized by cannibalism.

Braden is canniballistic! He ate our teacher yesterday!

canniballistic by Klaboom April 1, 2020

Cannibalistic ^_~#6666 

Best roblox player ever!!!! She loves cats;

person 1: I need friends I'm so lonely
person 2: me too, I have no life and friends.
random person: Add Cannibalistic ^_~#6666, they are amazing. And they like cats!!!
person 1; Oh em gee, thank you!!

Cannibalistic ^_~#6666 by Cannibalistic ^_~ March 15, 2023