MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

Chicken

The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

AH shit, didn't I already have CHICKEN
once today. I'm going to TACO DING DONG

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

secret

Something you tell to one person at a time.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

TOMORROW

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Do not do today that which you can do tomorrow.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003