canram

The act of forcefully shoving a beer can, either 12 or 16 oz, through a hole the size 1/4 of the diameter of the can rim, at most.

I totally canrammed Julie last night!

by Canrammer July 23, 2010

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish

Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

by bruno momento July 31, 2020

Caramel Apple

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021

Caramelldansen

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.

For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

by The Avenue Majestic May 29, 2009

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."

Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

by Heb1 April 17, 2021

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019