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canoncock by ChurchGirl101 October 17, 2020
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Cannock-Coffee
A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire.
To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
Cannock-Coffee by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013
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Cannock Chase High School
Commonly known as "The Acedemy For Our Community", CCHS boasts a whopping 11% pass rate for their A-Level examinations, along with gum-infested underdesks, toilets that have cigarette air fresheners, and a management system similar to that of the Zimbabwe economy ministry.
Whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertisement for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn't seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. If said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
Whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertisement for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn't seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. If said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
University interviewer: "So, where did you graduate from?"
Student: "Cannock Chase High School."
University interviewer: "Lolwut."
Student: "Cannock Chase High School."
University interviewer: "Lolwut."
Cannock Chase High School by GoddamnOverlord November 27, 2011
cannock
The land of opportunity in which a man can aquire most things easy, cheap and skanky.........and where a woman can acquire a child very easily before she reaches the age of sixteen.
Did ya bone er?......yeah man i pummelled like a beast........only sixteen an all.......fanny like a wizards sleeve!!! .........doubled up for a while, couldnt feel fuck all mate.
cannock by Graham Bridges May 8, 2005
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