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Concockssion 

A concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a penis. There are three grades of concockssion. Grade I: confusion but no loss of consciousness. Grade II: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. Grade III: any lose of consciousness.
-"How'd you get that T.V.?"
-"I gave that cougar last night a grade III concockssion and stole it."
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Concockssion 

Slight brain injury inflicted during a heavy pounding to the vagina by an eager suitor.

Symptoms include:

Disorientation
Head ache
Asymmetry of the pupils
Nausea
Bruising of the vagina and pubis

Not to be confused with Concocksion
I smashed the granny out of her!! Gave her a fookin concockssion!
Related Words

ConCocktion 

When you engage in sex with your partner while you ejaculate in her butthole she shits out the cum and poop. After you donkey punch her and blood mixes into the lot of cum and shit which makes a brownish red substance
i made a ConCocktion with my partner in a glass jar then got my friend to taste it
ConCocktion by Brando3494 April 18, 2009

Concocksion 

The mixture of seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication that leaks out of the female post-coitus.

Not to be confused with concockssion.
You fucked her in my car and she leaked concocksion all over my upholstery.
Concocksion by Le Renard et Le poulet November 16, 2010

concocktion 

A concocktion is when you make a drink with your dick. Or when your cum and your partners' saliva or any bodily juices engage
"Hey don't drink that. That's one of Harold's concocktions"
concocktion by oiufvbnm May 21, 2018

concocksion 

A drink made by Team B on a lonely night in North Wales which gives the drinker the feeling that he/she has been kicked in the balls
concocksion by Brownie August 21, 2004

Concocktion 

A tale a transgender person uses to con or mislead a male to believe they are of the opposite sex.
He used an elaborate concocktion to con him into believing he had no cock.
Concocktion by Bobby Fissure June 12, 2023
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